Trashy and Flashy

I don't really know how to preface this posting...it's probably a good thing the batteries died in my camera just an hour into the party, because I don't know what else could have assaulted my camera like the pictures you're about to see. We decided to have a White Trash Party on Friday night, so a trip to the Salvation Army was necessary. And also to the Wet 'n Wild area of the cosmetics section at Walgreens. Those purchases having been made, below are the results.

Welcome to the Gun Show! As hard as I tried, I could NOT let Riley run around in just the wife beater shirt and a diaper. I just couldn't do it. Is he the cutest trash baby you've ever seen?

Hands off, ladies, he's all MINE!

I think the hat was the perfect accessory, it perfectly accents the Sharpie marker NRA tattoo.

Ladies, all the ladies. How HOT are we!!???